Soylent Green [is People]

I'm not mad, I'm just bored, and everything I do is only because.


Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new.  


Reblogged from homleschapel

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via a-heros-final-breath)


Reblogged from garlogan78

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Reblogged from thedailydwight

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Reblogged from methlabrador

methlabrador:

[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall

(via groovymantis)


Reblogged from shutupaubrey

shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

I just made an inhuman noise

(via thatdudedevin)


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Reblogged from ahandsomestark
  • Tumblr app: I'm done loading
  • Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
  • Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

Reblogged from drlectere

laufeystarks:

legolastheobvious:

quinnosaur:

lordbovineiscthulhu:

alrightpotter:

legolastheobvious:

hands up if you sing duets with yourself

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Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it

is this just fantasy…

(Source: drlectere, via emrys-has-the-phonebox)


Reblogged from louistomlinslon

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon, via watzl)


Reblogged from sammyysam

sammyysam:

Two can keep a secret, if the entire town is dead.

(via thatdudedevin)